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montoystory:

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a-sorta-fairytale:

get on my dick not my nerves


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Hopefully I’m not gonna make any ridiculous comments.


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helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect


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”If you ever think about giving up, remember why you held on for so long.”


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2chained:

*stands outside Harvard waiting for cute nerdy potential billionaires*


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My nights are for overthinking, my mornings are for oversleeping. —Unknown (via ashtenirwn)


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